May 2013
4 posts
April 2013
2 posts
March 2013
3 posts
February 2013
4 posts
January 2013
8 posts
Plot Twist: Flo from Progressive is in a realtionship with Jake from State Farm
Extra Plot Twist: Their child is Mayhem from Allstate
December 2012
2 posts
November 2012
1 post
October 2012
5 posts
September 2012
8 posts
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
haha too true
August 2012
4 posts
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
hahaha
1 tag
July 2012
3 posts
“Here’s to all the places we went. And all the places we’ll go. And here’s to me,...”
– John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via thelittleyellowdiary)
June 2012
5 posts
May 2012
1 post
